"Chris Clarke" (shiftsandgiggles)
10/06/2014 at 14:15 • Filed to: airport, vandalism | 1 | 16 |
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Investigators believe students spree since they also found several cans of beer and a pack of anchovy pizza.
What kind of evil masterminds are we dealing with here? Anchovy Pizza!!?
Money Hustard
> Chris Clarke
10/06/2014 at 14:17 | 1 |
The Annecy airport is on alert because some sort of crime happened last night.
Having taken another look at this, I imagine the crime had to do with those cock and balls.
Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
> Chris Clarke
10/06/2014 at 14:17 | 3 |
"The Annecy airport general alert following acts of incivility night"
From Google translate
Translation from broken French translation to regular English:
"Someone hopped the fence, drew a giant dick on the side of the runway, and now we're on a general alert because the French don't joke around."
ttyymmnn
> Chris Clarke
10/06/2014 at 14:18 | 1 |
Google does a pretty respectable job:
The Annecy airport general alert following acts of incivility night
Sounds like some nocturnal civil unrest around or at the airport. Perhaps some vandalism or protests. Might want to avoid it right now.
TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
> Chris Clarke
10/06/2014 at 14:18 | 0 |
I think it means the airport of Annecy is on alert because of something that happened at night...
CB
> Chris Clarke
10/06/2014 at 14:19 | 0 |
Something something on general alert after a nocturnal uncivil act. Basically.
Chris Clarke
> ttyymmnn
10/06/2014 at 14:20 | 0 |
I wonder what kind of vandalism it could be?
Jcarr
> Chris Clarke
10/06/2014 at 14:20 | 1 |
Google Translate is good, but Rihanna Translate is better.
Chris Clarke
> Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney
10/06/2014 at 14:20 | 0 |
Paraphrased translation is the best!
ttyymmnn
> Chris Clarke
10/06/2014 at 14:21 | 0 |
No idea. Just a guess. When I have some more time this afternoon, I'll see if I can find anything on the French news.
Chris Clarke
> ttyymmnn
10/06/2014 at 14:22 | 0 |
I'm kidding with you. Can you see the pic?
Chris Clarke
> Jcarr
10/06/2014 at 14:22 | 0 |
These are the kind of clever translations I was looking for.
Jon-o
> Chris Clarke
10/06/2014 at 14:22 | 1 |
It says that there is an Airport wide alert due to somebody creating a giant dong in the grass lol woo hoo using my french immersion for good!
KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
> Chris Clarke
10/06/2014 at 14:23 | 0 |
The Annecy Airport is on general alert following some nighttime civil unrest.
Of course, all it takes is to see the picture to see that they are doing everything to avoid saying why they are on alert.
Bad Idea Hat
> Chris Clarke
10/06/2014 at 14:30 | 1 |
Basically, it says the Annecy airport is on alert courtesy of assholes who decided to dong up the area surrounding the runway.
Which, looking at the general state of the runway, makes me think that more attention could be paid to runway maintenance than fighting nocturnal dongers.
Cé hé sin
> Chris Clarke
10/06/2014 at 14:51 | 0 |
The local flics aren't one little bit amused are they? The real issue is seemingly that their little aéroport is being reported in the columns of the regional press for all the wrong reasons. You'll be glad to hear that the municipal workers have their lawnmower out for fear that any more arriving or departing passengers might "remarquent la scène."
ttyymmnn
> Chris Clarke
10/06/2014 at 14:53 | 1 |
Okay. Missed that. Somebody's been studying the Nazca Lines.